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Nuns
Dec 12, 2004 10:23:43 GMT
Post by Jonathan on Dec 12, 2004 10:23:43 GMT
were killed on the M1
as they appeared at the heavenly gates, st peter was waiting for them. he ordered them to form a queue at the altar, and starting with the first nun, he asked...
sister josephine, have you ever had anything to do with a penis? well she said, i did see one once when i was a very small girl , but i looked away very quickly. ok, said st peter, splash your eyes with holy water from the altar and you may enter at this point theres a small kerfuffle at the back of the queue. ignoring this, st peter said to the next nun..sister hilary, have you ever had anything to do with a penis? well she said, i did touch one once, but only with one finger, im sorry but i was curious. ok, dip your hand in the holy water and you may also enter. at this point one of the nuns was tearing towards the front of the queue. what the heck is going on asked st peter..get to your place in the queue sister mary replied...now way mate, if i gotta gargle the stuff, i wanna do it before sister gillian dips her rrse in it.
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